Sunday, November 2, 2014

ROCK & ROLL TWINS

JAGGER & RICHARDS
THE GLIMMER TWINS
 
 
 
 
KEITH RICHARDS & MICK JAGGER
 
 
 
 
THE TOXIC TWINS
 
 
 
JOE PERRY & STEVEN TYLER
 
 
 
 
THE
LIVERPOOL TWINS
 
 
 
 
LENNON & McCARTNEY
 
 
PAUL McCARTNEY & JOHN LENNON
 
The BEATLES
 
 
 
THE JERSEY TWINS
 
 
JON BON JOVIE & RICHIE SAMBORA
 
of
 
BON JOVI
 
Not Sambora's T-Shirt of JOHN LENNON
 
 
 
 
The TERROR TWINS
 
 
TOMMY LEE & NIKKI SIXX
 
MOTLEY CRUE
THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Thursday, June 19, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS SHEPERDS PIE RECIPE



Keith Richards
of
The ROLLING STONES




KEEF’S FAVORITE SHEPHERD’S PIE

  Yes Keef, as in Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones, the World’s Greatest Rock-N-Roll Band ever! But you know that. This is the way Keith likes his Shepherds Pie, as does The Dude, and you will too. If it’s good enough for Keef, it’s good enough for the Dude, and you too. Abide!

INGREDIENTS:

3 pounds Potatoes, peeled and diced
1 tablespoon Butter
Salt & Pepper to taste
2 large Onions, chopped
2 pounds Ground Beef
2 large Carrots, grated
2 – 12 oz. cans Beef Broth
5 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon Cornstarch

1.  Put potatoes in a large pot of salted water. Bring the water to the boil. Lower to a simmer and cook the potatoes until tender, about 8 minutes.

2.  Drain potatoes once cooked.


3. Put cooked, drained potatoes in a large mixing bowl with the butter and season with salt and black pepper. Mash potatoes with a potato - masher or whip with an electric mixer. If using a
hand potato-masher, mash potatoes with masher, then mix with a wooden spoon until nicely whipped.

4. Heat a large frying-pan. Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil. Add ground-beef, cook over medium heat for 4 minutes. Add onions, continue cooking for minutes on high heat. Lower heat to low flame and cook 4 minutes more.

5. Add carrots and beef broth to pan. Mix cornstarch with water and add to pan. Cook over low flame for 8 minutes.

6.  Add peas to pan, cook for 1 minute.

7. Pour Beef Mixture into a glass or ceramic baking dish. Evenly top beef with the mashed potatoes.

8. Bake in a 400 degree oven for 12 minutes, then place under the boiler until potatoes get nicely browned. Take care not to burn the potatoes once they are under the broiler.

9.  Let cool slightly for 3 minutes and serve.



KEITH RICHARDS SHEPHERD'S PIE and OTHER GREAT RECIPES in GOT ANY KAHLUA?  The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK .. ABIDE !!!!












KEITH RICHARDS & JACK DANIELS








The ROLING STONES

Origianal Band
with

BRIAN JONES














Friday, May 9, 2014

SECTRETS to PICKING UP GIRLS




                       HOW To PICK UP GIRLS BIBLE


                                             YES The BIBLE On PICKING UP CHICKS

                                                        GORGEOUS WOMEN


                                                      NEED HELP ????

            
















SECRET on HOW to SEDUCE WOMEN


And GET LAID Tonight !!!







.


Thursday, May 1, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS Favorite Soup Recipe


FROM WALTER



KEITH RICHARDS JUST LOVES IT



Walter Sobchak


Walter’s Jewish Penicillin
a.k.a.  CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

   Chicken Noodle Soup, they call it “Jewish Penicillin.” Dude believes it. He has eaten it when he had some terrible colds, and it always made The Dude feel a whole lot better. It’s tasty and most nutritious, and it warms the Cockles of Your Heart, The Dude says.
    Can you guess where The Dude got this recipe for Jewish Penicillin? That’s’ right, from Walter who in practicing Shomer Shabbos Walter says he doesn’t Fuckin Roll on Saturday “Shomer Shabbos.”

Donny:  “How come you don’t Bowl on Saturdays Walter?”

Walter: “Saturday Donny is Shabbos, the Jewish Day of rest. I don’t drive a Car, I don’t Fuckin ride in a car, I don’t handle Money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I Sure as Shit DON’T FUCKIN ROLL” !!!!!

Donny: “Jeeze” !!!

Walter: “Shomer Shabbos”

Dude:  “Walter how am I gonna ….”

Walter:  “Shomer FUCKING SHABBOS” !!!!




Recipe : WALTER’S JEWISH PENICILLIN
“CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP”

 This is actually two recipes in one, “Almost.” In this recipe for Chicken Noodle Soup you will cook a whole chicken. You will use the cooked chicken breast for Chicken Salad and the rest of  the chicken, the legs and thighs will go into the soup. That’s awesome Dude!!!

Ingredients:

1 whole roasting Chicken 4-5 pounds
2 medium Onions cut into a medium dice
5 whole cloves of garlic, Peeled
6 stalks of Celery cut into large cube
6 Carrots cut into a large dice
6 quarts of water
1 pound package of Egg Noodles
1 Bay Leaf, 1 teaspoon Salt
½ teaspoon Black Pepper

Cooking Procedures:

1) Fill a large 8 qt. Pot with water. Wash the chicken and place it into the pot. Cover the pot. Turn on the flame and bring the water to the boil. Once the water reaches the boiling point, lower the flame so the water simmers at a slow simmer.

2) Add the carrots, celery, garlic, onions, Bay Leaf, salt, and pepper to the pot.

3) Let the soup simmer for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

4) Remove the chicken from the pot and let it cool down.

5) While the chicken is cooling, cook the Egg Noodles according to the directions on the package. Drain the noodles, then sprinkle with a little olive oil so the noodles won’t stick together.

6) Once the chicken has cooled down, remove the breast and reserve to make chicken salad with.

7) Pick all the rest of the meat off the chicken bones and put into the soup pot. Let the chicken meat simmer in the pot for ten minutes.

8) Add the noodles and let simmer for 2 minutes. The soup is now ready to serve.

NOTE:  If you’d like you can substitute rice for the noodles to make Chicken and Rice Soup. To do so, cook one cup of rice in 2 ½ cups water for 15 minutes and drain. At the point where you take the chicken out of the pot, you will put the rice into the pot of soup and let simmer 5 minutes.


















WOW !!!
THIS REALLY WORKS !!


Sunday, March 23, 2014

KEITH RICHARDS FLIPS THE BIRD

Johnny Cash


Most Famous Celebrity

FUCK YOU

Middle Finger

Flipping The Bird Picture
of ALL-TIME  !!!!






KEEF Says FUCK YOU !!!!




MADONNA Flips The BIRD !!!FUCK YOU !!!!




Fuck You JOHNNY DEPP





FUCK YOU ROBER DeNIRO !!!


NIKI
and PARIS HILTON

FUCK YOU !!!




LINDSAY LOHAN NUDE

For

PLAYBOY


mrnewyorkny3



FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
.